Dabo, You're Killing Me

I solemnly swear that if Clemson goes an entire season without playing down to their opponents, if they consistently play smash-mouth football without getting cute, if they ever develop a winning attitude, then I will open my front door, walk into my front yard, and do this:



Here's the thing, folks. You'll never see me do that.

Dabo Swinney, you're killing me.


*** Edit ***

At this point, it appears I need to walk back some of my predictions. Clemson sits at 4-4 right now, and is in real danger of not qualifying for a bowl game for the first time since Nineteen Ninety freaking EIGHT, which is the year I was married, and a year in which I proudly sported a Spaziani-esque mustache if that gives you some perspective on how long ago that was.

Right now, I'm saying Clemson beats NC State and Wake Forest, if they're lucky. They lose magnificently to Florida State and Soccer Liner.

 

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