The Joys of Parenthood
February 27, 2009
There's nothing quite like lifting the toilet seat and finding fecal matter underneath it.Ahhh kids.
There's nothing quite like lifting the toilet seat and finding fecal matter underneath it.Will was supposed to be reading:
Melissa: "Haden!"
Haden: "I'm reading to myself!"
Melissa: "With your eyes closed?"
Haden: "I'm making up my own story!"



Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. ... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.
For the past year or so, I haven't been able to chew very much on the right side of my mouth. It turns out one of my teeth was fractured, so I had to get a crown on it the other day.
After that, I've come to the conclusion that needles don't belong anywhere near the nerves of teeth. Very painful anesthetic shot, but after the numbness kicked in, it was alright... except for the part where I had to watch fragments of my tooth flying out of my mouth.
